WILL YOU MARRY AFTER I DIE MOST FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

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1. Sardar: Will you marry, after I die.

Sardar's Wife: No, I will live with

my sister..

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Sardar Wife: Will you mary, after I die

Sardar: No, I will also live with

your sister...

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2.kuch Ladke ka commensense

bhi na bikul ziro hota hai..

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Sale, Gent toilet me likh ke 

ayenge --

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"I LOVE YOU TINA"

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Ab bolo?

kya kabhi tina waha 

padne jayegi?

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3. Indian wife sanskaro wali 

hoti hai..

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wo sabke samne apne 

pati ko..

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"Abey Gadhe"

Nahi kahti isliye short

me kahti hai

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"A.G" sunte ho..

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4. Girl in train: Can i sit here?

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Boy: it all your's.

Girl: Can i take some water?

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Boy: my pleasure.

Girl: bhaiya agla station koun 

sa ayegi?

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Boy: Mere baap ne mere dimag

me GPS fit nhi kiya hai,

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jaldi seat khali kar mujhe

neend aa rahi hai..

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5. Teacher:  Can anybody tell

me what is aloe vera?

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STUDENTS: Madam PUNJAB 

mein jab chota bhai bade

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bhai ke liye drink banata hai

toh woh usse glass dete hue

kehta hai...

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"Ae lo, vira".

de tapar....de tapar

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